NASty - Ryzen based 10Gbe pure SSD NAS

Nandy Land

or

Solid 10

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Nas Hollister It’s the new “not porn”
Nas Quiller

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I named mine NAStassia, after a girl I lusted after but never spoke to in highschool. My friends and I would update each other on her outfits every day. When she wore tube tops, we would high five. But I digress.

Might I suggest NAStya?

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No no no, everyone it’s simple.

“Gbe de NASty”

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FlashHoardin

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This was one of mine from a while ago,

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I know that would require a greater amount of editing but it would have been cooler if the sword was a screwdriver.

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Look up “a not so brief bare metal detour” section: Debugging an evil Go runtime bug - marcan.st

The approach is legit, as long as you don’t go above 100 C/130 C/150 C

flashbox.yourdomain.tld

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Vagina

(you know! … because its a money pit)

if you dont believe that… try getting a divorce without losing your house/kids/cars/furniture/etc …

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Just for fun, here is what my old Synology was called and I might revive that for the HDD NAS.

NASTROMO

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Oh the nerdery…

I sense bitterness…

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Plead the fifth.

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Just finished the last steps. … well, hardware wise … well, except drives.

Added the bar with a 120mm fan from my The Collector build (not a 140mm, remembered that wrong) and updated the BIOS to 4011. I had a weird issue before that the system clearly identified 4x8gigs but was like “yeah, that adds up to 16… of course”. Now it works out and the full capacity is available.

OK @Pholostan, I found this and this to be helpful for the ECC thing. EDAC says DRAM ECC enabled, dmidecode says it is working and lshw did so as well. So I have no reason to believe otherwise. … and I’m not taking a heatgun to it. :stuck_out_tongue:

Come on man, that’s just bad taste.

alright, enough jokes

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Hmm…

StoreME NASiels?

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how about something like

FlashNAS

FreeFlash

FreeSSD

SolidNAS

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NAME MY NAS!

Mnemosyne

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How about gigabitsociety? Might be too painfull though.

Oh my God how did I not think of this. This is gold.

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