so, while waiting for a meeting at work i had nothing to do. so ofc i was just reading some manuals coz one was open anyways.
one manpage after another here i am at mmap(2). now I knew about its existence, but never used it, so i read a bit more and found out i can request executable pages.
well hun, i cannot resist that. let’s load some code at runtime! and where we’re going we don’t need no ld.so. bah.
a-ba-bam! that was too easy lol, apart from the fact that gnu as is garbage and i wasted 20 mins figuring out why it and ld produced bad elf.
anyways one pacman -S nasm later, and a rewrite from horrible at-t style asm to sane intel style, and here we are.
just map the file into executable mem, pass the args on the stack (kinda breaking sys v x86_64 abi here, but don’t care), and jump into that mem. done 
i might research it more later.
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