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Strange, Pointless, or Hilarious Linux Distros

So, I've recently stumbled upon the "strange" bit of internet that houses weird pictures, questionable web domains, and other odd amenities. Among those, I stumbled upon a strange Linux distro. I'm relatively new to Linux, so I've not gotten to experience the strange beast that is the many, many different flavors of Linux. This, however, caught me off guard. And... It's hilarious.
http://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/
I don't think anyone needs to guess its purpose, because I'm pretty sure someone did it as a joke. But that got me thinking... What other strange, pointless, or hilarious distributions have you all come across? I'm sure there's hundreds, but I wanna know what the Tek crowd has stumbled upon. I might actually try some of them out just for fun, provided they are not malicious or destructive.

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Hilarious distribution? Ubuntu. sarcasm.off();

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So, all of those are really funny, but one of the funniest things is that the search results for "hello kitty slackware" now lists this post on the first page of results.
I actually hadn't heard of the North Korean Distro before. I could have swore I would have heard mention of it in the news or something.
Thanks for sharing!

Hahahah. It was available like 4 years ago. You can't find it anymore. sad face

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yeah, that's too bad! Same goes for Lesbian Linux, I suppose

From somewhere in the web (https://lists.debian.org/debian-women/2005/11/msg00002.html):

What is Lesbian GNU/Linux?

Lesbian is a free operating system (OS) for your computer. An
operating system is the set of basic programs and utilities that
make your computer run. Lesbian uses the Linux kernel (the core of
an operating system), but most of the basic OS tools come from the
GNU project; hence the name GNU/Linux.

Lesbian GNU/Linux provides more than a pure OS: it comes with more
than 10000 packages, precompiled software bundled up in a nice
format for easy installation on your machine.

http://www.lesbian.mine.nu/

Also on Ubuntu Satanic Edition About page:

I see what they did there.

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Lol, I also like the fact that Satanic Ubuntu is on version 666.9. Real clever

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I've also found http://www.overclockix.com/ : Overclockix is a Debian based Live distro for i386 and amd64 based systems customized for overclockers and computer enthusiasts.
Latest release - 7.8.0 (01-Jun-2015).

LOL

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I remember one that was made to teach you not to do typos on the terminal...Every time the terminal got an unknown command the OS would erase itself.

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Oh yeah I forgot about it, it's called Suicide Linux.
It's a package now: https://sourceforge.net/projects/suicide-linux/files/

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Rebecca Black OS
Its a thing.
Why?
I guess why not. hahaha

EDIT: Just noticed @spidernet had already linked that. oops.
Still is funny.

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Don't worry about it :D

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I remember when Ubuntu Satanic Edition was released. It was in response to the Christian edition. It was little more than a black and red theme with some wallpapers. It was a joke but the Christian edition wasn't having bible study software and the like. I have read that there are muslim Linux distros with religious programs, religious dates in the calendar and removal of images in the icons.

https://muslimslinux.wordpress.com/

Has anyone mentioned Hanna Montana Linux??? because that was a thing...

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Oh my gawd, there is a Hannah Montana OS. Going to check this out lol.

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I linked it in the post, but yeah, it's pretty hilarious

Going from memory here:
There was a distro or program to convert Linux commands to DOS commands
On the christian edition, some idiot put a visitor traffic app so you can see the location of people visiting the site. Feel bad for the one lone dot in Saudi Arabia. Jihad-bait.

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Zenix Linux - Zenix is a custom Ubuntu respin with a Buddhist Theme.

Idk where you can download it tho.I have ISO on my pc,got it while back when the site was still alive.

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I want Satanic Ubuntu now, if for nothing more than the free metal included xD

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Temple OS, previously LoseThos, and more recently, Sparrow OS, is an operating system designed to be a Temple to Jesus Christ, developed by skitzophrenic Terry A. Davis.

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I am not sure if this is linux or not but its pretty great!

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