The new L1T Shirt has inspired me, Post your Tech Haikus, and (enjoy others') here.
I'll Start:
Vortex of Chaos
Just Like Nintendo QC
Wait for Switch Rev. 2
NUMA Motherboard
Dual Sockets, Yet so Much Waste
No ECC RAM
Tera Cotta Men
Fall in Line Like PGA
The Socket is Dead
Bearded Men Argue
About Text Editing Apps
Asperger's is Rough
Richard M Stallman
Did Zip For Society
He's A Fat Crap Sack
Age of Linux Desktop
A Pipe Dream of the Insane
Please Try BSD
BSD Consoles
Macs, Phones, Servers and Networks
Give up Linux Fans
Lengthy Zoltan Rant
Costanza.png
Move to a New Thread
Wallow in Your Dread
Fail to Actualize the Self
Just Like Libreboot
[Before you post angrily about these, please consider that they are not meant to be taken seriously. If this is already apparent to you from the thread title and context clues, this message is not for you, and I'm sorry for insulting your intelligence]