New chammel designed in HD to topple traditional cable companies

This is a direct feed into the chammel:

It is called infochammel and it is designed with hypnoloc technology to hone in directly on people's positive feelings and cause them to be invigorated and energized. Their business model is that with this technology as well as their advanced graphics they will be able to replace your cable box for good.

I already got rid of my cable box just a few days ago after I started watching infochammel. I really don't know how they do it.