@ryan @kreestuh @wendell There was a comment in the news, not even an article that was covered and I would like some further clarification.
Can you cite a source of the windows update removing the local account feature temporarily in an update?
Timestampped
Maybe that’s what that guy was experiencing in his thread. 
“windows update local account”
First result:
Let me know if you need me to google anything else for you.
Thanks, I thought you had experienced it first hand.
Never mind then.
how do I get you to replace my google assistant?
Shove him into a tube with holes. Be warned, he is bad at playing Spotify.
Duffel bags of cash