How to cook water

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Seems straight forward enough, but what do you fill the bowl with?

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These high level strategies are far too advanced for the likes of me

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good to know. Ive always just eaten it raw

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GAHHH soggy bread!!!

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this is also required

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What if I only have Dehydrated water on me?

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Then you need to add water

Had no idea you could do that with water. This changes everything.

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That's bullshit. If you cook water this way, you'll kill all the vitamins in it and corrupt its memory.

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I think naturally free grown water without any chemicals is the best... Usually i play mine some classical music... Water from farms or grown in small cages tastes so much worse than home grown "happy" one.

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Am I the only one around here that enjoys genetically modified water?

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Water you guys talking about?

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Look, everyone knows boiling water is fake news. it's terrible. everyone knows it.

I would burn it :frowning:

Not in a spacex rocket either

These are the best dam water puns and jokes I've ever seen. I could never get tide of these.

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Boiling water is wasteful! If you boil water it evaporates, and if we continue boiling water everyday like we do now, there will be none left!

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Whenever you turn on an electrical appliance, your computer, your water pump, your lights, etc... remember to offer a moment of silence in remembrance of all the water that boiled away so that you could have such luxuries.

Starving kids in africa could have eaten that water.

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mp4 for those who hate Facebook.

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