@wendell 's breakfast recipe:
On a large bowl mix:
* 350 random man pages
* 3 "for dummies" books
* 50 fl oz Kentucky Bourbon
* 1 large bag of M&Ms
* 2 m.2 drives with at least 512gb worth of research data
Blend until the mix is homogeneous an pour on waffle iron.
Note: The M&Ms with darker colouring should be removed to avoid conflict with the pages.
Serve warm with a cup of earl grey tea or orange juice. For a more complete serving, add 1 centicow steak medium-rare.
joke aside, I kinda want that waffle iron now