Why does this exist?

I can't even explain...

What?

I...

Why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyB6G4Cz9fI

Because Disney.

Because it will make them a lot of money from the people who think playing angry birds makes them gamers

Milking out the franchise in every way imaginable

Thank you George Lucas!! This is the sort of Star Wars we can expect from now on...