What's the craziest 'duct tape and wire' story you've heard/experienced

Dear @Logan, @wendell and @DeusQain,

I got a couple of questions...

1.) what is the crazies loosely held together thing (software or physical) you've experienced or heard where you thought to yourself: 'how hasn't this gone up in flames yet?' or wondered how you're alive?

2.) have you ever got access to something you shouldn't have and decided to be a total troll?

on an unrelated note.....
One time you guys made reference to the south park episode about cable companies which I then looked up. so...
1.) Will you guys ever sell the cable company nipple shirts on epic pants?
2.) What patreon funding goal would it take for Wendel to wear it?

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3.) @DeusQain how deep is the face palm impression on Logans face after reading the prior question?