What would a female Logan do?

This will mainly be directed to Logan, and I'll keep it really simple:

If you were to wake up as a woman one day, what would be the first 3 things that you would do?

he/she would still have a beard and be proud of it and have less questions about it than when he was a man

continue to be a badass.

she would think about me and then  touch herself.

i don´t see the benefit of this question nor the ansewrs...!

Thought Pistol was the female Logan.

my guess:

  1. freak out a bit
  2. go to the bathroom
  3. eat breakfast