So, apparently amazon updated the page 
No current estimate on the in-stock date.
Checked the local used markets and found a couple cards that pique my interest. EVGA FTW for 500, Founders for 450. Checking with both of them.
Damnit I want one.
I don't need one, but I want one for my old rig (that I may or may not sell in the future) so I can keep the 970 that's in it (sentimental reasons)
Damn.. no need to bm. I'm kinda interested but I live kinda far, so shipping might not be worth it. Good price though.