my dad is a garbage man and he found a rip up laptop. the mobo had a socket so i took out the cpu. its a amd athlon. And neat or interesting things i could do with it. It is most likely fried so i did not bother seeing if it workes.
A shiny paperweight
keychain, paper weight
keep it in your pocket just incase someone challenges your 1337ness
Throw it in your spare parts drawer.
Cup holder, paperweight, necklace, earring, decoration.
a box cutter.
use it in a coin toss?
Delid, clean IHS, drill a hole, wear as a necklace. Crush the PCB to your heart's content.
melt the gold melt the gold ☺
A tiny cup holder (like the graphics card that Logan uses)
for a shot glass
stab people with the pins
It will be really hard for the police to find out what the weapon exactly is, until they find it XD.
Edit: If it would be a working CPU, I would just clean it with isopropanol, and build it into the system, instead of destroying it. Just for the lol's. (joke guys, I am nice)
Edit: "The CPU Killer"
you must be drinking from test tubes.
See if it works first!!!
you can turn it into a coffee warmer or one of those fance no flame candle melter thingies
Use it as a coaster for shot glasses.
Because using dead GPUs for coffee cup coasters is too mainstream.
implant it under your skin and get gangrene
I actually saw a household hackers video on that