Noah needs to quit drinking coffee.
I agree that use cases are key to determining if a move to Linux is a good thing.
It been about 1 month since I switched. The first week I was feeling a bit naked. Now Im really enjoying it and learning a lot. Playonlinux has got all the steam game I wanted working and KVM / QEMUI has a few windows guests running well for the few things I still haven't nailed down to Linux yet.