Yup. Actually got it as an early xmas gift so I can’t bash it that hard to be honest. As a game I got for free? Pretty meh. You have to make up your own challenges and the entire time I have played so far I’ve just been watching animaniacs at the same time and haven’t really had any problems in the game… You can take that as fact by the way, and take from that as you will.
If you want the TL;DR, they took Playstation home, put it on everything, and added guns and a first person camera. Thats the game. If you aren’t appealed by that, not even a problem. I’d be surprised if anyone was to be honest unless you’ve never played a video game before. But as a real game?.. Keep reading.
Yeah, everyone bashes this game. I could say the same stuff as other people, I could say the “Social Shooter” is bullshit because counter strike did it first, that the content is about as shit as it gets, the gunplay is about as interactive as a wet noodle AND to make up for it they just left the controller’s vibrator cans on 10 for everything so they could slack some more, and that theres left over bugs from past games using the same engine.
Yeah. Remember halo? Remember the multiplayer? Remember some people would fly around the map like crazy? That wasn’t noclip, wasn’t the jetpacks either, if you jumped up objects fast enough you went flying. Not even fucking kidding.
So yeah I could say all of that. And I would be completely correct. But everyone else has said that, minus the playstation home thing, and would miss the “charm” of this game. I like it. Its not as fun as planetside… Or fucking cubeworld (fuck rust is more fun and the content is literally the user, how you end up with a game that has no content is fucking art in and of itself nice job budgie), or literally anything that looks boring but becomes hilarious. No, as I said earlier its something to play while watching animaniacs. Thats it. In fact, once I have gear enough, I’m not even going to bother with the campaign and just play the multiplayer. It seems no one knows that the newest update added a bunch of settings like look sensitivity or button remaps, so fuck it I’ll have the advantage. And at that, the only way to have fun on the earth campaign is to knife everything. Thats not even a joke. I did the first level… boss? Is it a boss? With only knife because it makes you move faster and zip around like sonic if you chain the knife kills and I find that hilarious.
If this post seems scattered, well, it is. I’m just trying to think of things to say about the game really because there isn’t much to say. Its just like Solus a few months ago. Has a base, but no structure and the apps suck. Difference is Solus actually developed. And I like Solus now, I won’t like Destiny 2 in a few months unless some real shit happens in PvP.
Another TL;DC/DR, if you can get it for free watch animaniacs at the same time and your opinion of the game will go up. Thats the only reason I am having fun.
Animaniacs.
Thats really sad.
Also fuck review scores. Duck out of 200.