Secure Email

I just watched The Tek 0070, and for some reason it got my thinking about my email.
I use Gmail, and, suffice to say, I don't really trust my email being hosted by Google.
I googled "Secure Email" (like a dolt,) and found none I could trust. They usually included an ominous clause about "Sharing private data with authorities through proper legal channels."

So my question is, what is a completely secure way to send/recieve email? Any help would be much appreciated.


There is no way.