I bought a Noppoo Choc Mini as my first foray into the mechanical keyboard world (cherry MX blues), and I loved it so. Then today when I was walking around on the carpet in socks and flannel pajama pants I shocked my keyboard back to the denizens of the USB underworld.
Not only that...but I had to restart my computer 3 times and re-install my wireless card. Now I have some coins and beer bottle caps to fondle before I touch anything attached to my computer. Static electricity fucking sucks, hard.
Luckily Amazon's return policies do not suck at all...thanks Amazon!