North Carolina town rejects solar farm on the basis that it would suck up all the energy from the sun'

  • Woodland, North Carolina, council rejected plan for Strata solar farm

  • Residents raised objections such as possible depressed property values

  • Two residents claimed that solar panels would cause cancer and interfere with local plants' photosynthesis

I can only guess that something like this follows....

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists from North Carolina discover that using windmills as an renewable power source will use up all the air on the planet.

I....................................... I don't....................................... fooking wow, that's stupid.

Excuse me while I go shoot myself.

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Wow, that's fucking hilarious.

Am I taking crazy pills? Is it April 1st? Was I reading the onion?

No? Oh, right it's North Carolina.... Heh...

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just complete horseshit.

And this is the reason why I don't want to live in NC.

WHyyyyyy

Reminds me of my gran telling my dad that she wanted to pump water out of the ground to generate power (Via waterwheel).................. lol