Benaren
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Woodland, North Carolina, council rejected plan for Strata solar farm
Residents raised objections such as possible depressed property values
Two residents claimed that solar panels would cause cancer and interfere with local plants' photosynthesis
I can only guess that something like this follows....
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists from North Carolina discover that using windmills as an renewable power source will use up all the air on the planet.
I....................................... I don't....................................... fooking wow, that's stupid.
Excuse me while I go shoot myself.
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ktl97
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Wow, that's fucking hilarious.
Am I taking crazy pills? Is it April 1st? Was I reading the onion?
No? Oh, right it's North Carolina.... Heh...
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And this is the reason why I don't want to live in NC.
WHyyyyyy
Reminds me of my gran telling my dad that she wanted to pump water out of the ground to generate power (Via waterwheel).................. lol