It's not you, it's me... ok, maybe it is you a bit...
..it was interesting for a while, and you even had some really good bits I really liked. You made setting up a ZFS mirror with SSD caching a doodle and you didn't hesitate to install the Nvidia proprietary driver so could have some fun together. I found having a terminal that wasn't BASH novel and your AppCafe was easy to use and had some good software. Underneath it all I could see you were as stable as a pyramid even when X11 came crashing down.
But...
You just wouldn't let me dress you right, having my whole KDE install disappear when I installed something else wasn't funny, Gnomes stability was an issue and you just wouldn't let Cinnamon run at all. Despite your protestations of being up for some fun discovering fewer games worked reliably under Wine was also disappointment. Maybe not your fault but, well, Linux has native Steam...
I'm sorry but your quirky little bugs I found so cute at first are now just annoying and you just don't satisfy me anymore...