Logan and Wendell called it! (Xbone patent)

So I've just read this article of the German official who expressed his concern for the Xbone privacy nightmare.

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=de&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spiegel.de%2Fnetzwelt%2Fgames%2Fueberwachung-datenschuetzer-peter-schaar-kritisiert-microsofts-xbox-one-a-901893.html

( also check the escapist: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/124384-German-Official-Expresses-Xbox-One-Privacy-Concerns )

And apparently, Microsoft patented living room monitoring using the kinect.

" A patent application suggests that Microsoft's console might also want to use in other ways - for example, to calculate using the Kinect camera prices for movie downloads then, how many people sit in front of the TV set . Microsoft has not yet commented on the patent application. "

What was that cult classic movie with the dark sunglasses and the aliens with the OBEY/etc signs? For some reason that movie comes to mind...

 

[Edit] fixed the title

people are stupid sheep, nothing we can do about that...


it's a console so i don't really care, but you could open the kinect and solder a switch into the mic cable to turn that on or off and cover the camera with a piece of paper.


or just put it in-between two pillows

 

Yes, and while you're opening it up, it'll say "Dave, what are you doing, Dave?"


It would be hilarious if you could somehow hack it to bypass its sensors, and feed it a loop of information of just one guy, doing nothing but quietly sitting on a couch 24/7. Troll level > 9000.

 

But I guess if you do that, microsoft wil be able to tell. If for instance you're playing local multiplayer. Then they'd send jack booted thugs in your livingroom and charge you with lying to the poor company and breaching it's TOS. Then they'd sentence you to 50 million lifetimes in prison.

The movie you're thinking of is "They Live".
But this is more like "1984" if you ask me.

If your going to try and troll them go all out. Make them think you are masturbating 24/7.

If you really want to see if they are watching just loop a snuff film in and see how long before the police show up

http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2013/05/27/the-five-biggest-problems-with-the-xbox-one/

Oh god I hate adverts.

http://bgr.com/2013/05/28/xbox-one-kinect-sensor-rewards/

 

The Hyperion Corporation would like to remind you that we can see whether or not you are watching commercials. Failure to consume our commercials will result in mild disintegration of your loved ones.

Thanks Kains Legacy for the movie titles!!

Part of it is kind of old news (viewer count) which was reported around 6 moths ago.

http://www.extremetech.com/gaming/139706-microsofts-new-kinect-patent-goes-big-brother-will-spy-on-you-for-the-mpaa

Just found this

http://imgur.com/r16Xs7c

This animation pretty much sums most of it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lTEb7Ffap-g

I loved the part where you leave cardboard cutouts of yourself behind and crawl on the floor to get away.

Logan and Wendell.

Nice ninja-edit, you sly dog ;)

Ah......

It just makes me grin like a lunatic knowing how many people are going to do that to themselves and that I will NOT be one of those people.

 

Guys, seriously, come over to PC land, it's good over here. And we've got cookies! Can't resist the cookies...