Build a house out of Mini ITX computers. Buy a lot of companies and replace the CEOs with moderators on the site. Fund Wendell's AI project. Buy Golden Bananas. Buy the NSA and every ISP in America and give free internet to all or at least charge a lot less for a lot more. Buy a Gorilla, teach the Gorilla to use a computer, make it CEO of Microsoft. Buy a small Island and open up an Amusement park on the island. Construct the Portal gun. Teach another monkey to use the Portal gun, have Wendell's AI go crazy, have the monkey start testing under the AI. Science. Fund another of Wendell's AI project to replace the one that went crazy. Beer.