How Men Make Hotdogs

Yeah processed meat will kill you if that's all you eat and never exercise, what a bunch of twats.  Have an issue with regular hotdogs?  Go buy the all beef or learn to make your own sausage.  Too much "oh noez dah toxins" going around here.  

I like hot dogs. To all the people complaining about the toxin foods, everything is like that now. Even those greens you buy from the store are coated in chemicals or GM'ed. It's just a matter of leveling the good with the bad and drinking lots of water.

A boiled hotdog is complete and utter blasphemy. Might as well just cook it in the microwave, real men cook meat with fire.