Getting a job at the tek headquarters!

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hey can i get a job at your headquarters xD  ???????????????? omg it would be so  awesome to work in a place like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw msg me if yalll ever need someone !!!!

 im very good with Linux server/desktop & ARM version (ddwrt , raspberryPI). mmmmmm  im a beginner and not bad at Dreamweaver (v8). Knowledgeable on Backtrack. Very good at networking (cables , setups blah blah blah)

somewhat knowledgeable at Cisco CCNA (basic terminal & intermediate GUI). I LOVE SOLDERING STUFF!!!!!!! so im good at taking things apart and NOT destroying them :) 

& THE MOST IMPORTANT THING! IM GOOD AT LEARNING QUICKLY.   xD

 

Enjoy that beer LOGAN !! and show yourself WENDELL!! unless your a part a logans plan? sophisticated AI perhaps? :O 

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Email them, [email protected]. This is an issue that needs to be sorted more directly.

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lol wow didnt think anyone would reply ! that was quick 

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I have an all-present eye.

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loool nice

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I mean no offense but this is a really bad FIRST IMPRESSION!!!!! xD

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Wendell's new minion?

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No job application should have an emoticon within the first sentence, or anywhere, for that matter. It's simple professionalism, but I wasn't going to say anything.

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no offense but..how many pills did you pop man? try and tone down that hyper active a little..then when your nice and spaced out shoot em an email

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Yes... well we wont go there

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THE USE OF CAPSLOCK ASSERTS YOUR IT PROWESS!

ps. check this out for some great resume tips:

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Your saying you want a job so act more professional and no emotion like what Brennan said, its a job not a play date. Second of all do you live any where near them and why would they hire just some random guy of the internet. Third of all youre acting like youre gonna get the job just by asking. 

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If you are serious about a job, you might want to consider acting more professionally and using more intelligent diction.  

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Guys. In order to get a job, all you need is pirate speak.

It's here for a reason.

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Aye Aye Captain

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Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!

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Way to show initiative! You're hired!

Get to work, Cabin Boy.

 

aar.

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I would have submitted a professional resume, with examples of my past jobs/ work experience. my tech know how, what actual position I was applying for (intern, certified bitch, CEO, what have you) directly to the tek's business email address. An 'application' like this won't do you much good in any job application sense.

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ARGH