Mine is: I jumped a Condom
so I killed a homeless guy. Wonderful.
I banged a bowl of cereal, night before must have been crazy.
I stabbed Chris Brown. I have provided the world with a solution to a problem
I banged the Trojan man. Please tell me I was drunk...
I killed my ex. yay i was married
Smoked with a lesbian. Yup, many times. More than i know. lol
I jumped cookie monster... this is totally what the kids are doing these days
kissed my ex.... now that is awkward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWac5UT80no
I kissed a pimp?
I robbed... my snowman...
Luckily I kicked chris brown before you stabbed him
I hugged my hoe!
lol , have to say i like that better than smoking with lesbians.
I jumped Yo Mamma. Yeah, deal with it.
i killed yo mama, with my dick.
I shot the Trojan man or, another one from 9gag
I smoked with a toothbrush, because I'm a pimp
I shot my ex...
What ex? I don't remember any?
I hope so, Trojan and I got blazed before you guys left.