Hello fans of TekSyndicate. So the gang is currently busy looking for a place to live in Portland, and therefore (understandably) can't do the TEK this week. So how about we make a list of news that would have been TEK_worthy here? Feel free to share interesting stories below, I'll edit this with links akin to what's usually located beneath the video on the website.
I'll start off with this: Win 95 has been compiled to run native in your browser: http://thenextweb.com/apps/2016/01/31/what-a-time-to-be-alive-2/
Elon Musk wants to send people to mars within the next decade: http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/elon-musk-says-spacex-will-send-people-mars-2025-n506891
Denmark let a kidnapping plane from the US government stay in Copenhagen on it's mission to get Snowden http://cphpost.dk/news/documents-confirm-rendition-flight-used-copenhagen-airport-for-mission-to-capture-edward-snowden.html anyone surprised? Alright, you 5 year olds in the back (who shouldn't be here) can put your hands down. Man, the EU is America's bitch.
NSA might get in trouble over a backdoor policy they implemented: https://www.rt.com/usa/330660-nsa-juniper-firewall-probe/
Intel released a new low-power processor that's supposed to be just as efficient as it's predecessor, while being much faster: http://techfrag.com/2016/01/28/intel-launches-14nm-braswell-entry-level-processors-for-mobile-and-desktop/
Goodbye Safe Harbor: http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_SPEECH-16-208_en.htm
CALL FOR HELP: If anyone reading this has any insightful commentary on the more technical side of these news, please leave them below. While I find these things fascinating, I am not nearly well versed enough to be able to compose a qualified commentary on such things. I've also posted this on the subreddit, so if you want to see what's going on there here's a link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TekSyndicate/comments/43otk2/fan_tek/