Okay so I apologise in advance for the language I am about to publish but this is unbelievable.
I am shaking I am so furious right now. I am dealing with a nightmare of a fucking company!
FUCKING CORSAIR!
These assholes are the absolutely un-fucking-believable!
Story TIME!: I bought a K95 some 5 months ago now with the assurance that Corsair were a quality brand and failing that I had a 2 year warranty.
So three (very nearly four) months in to owning this crock of shit keyboard the LEDs start to die. A small petty thing but not as advertised, I check the forums and this is a fairly regular occurrence. I contact Corsair support, a week goes by and RMA i approved.
I send the keyboard, which was not cheap to start with, in at my own expense. It cost €50 for this, but I brushed it off thinking that this is just the standard that you pay to return the item.
Two weeks go by, not a fucking word fro them. the tracking on the package says it arrived. What? No confirmation of receipt? I message them and they say yes they have it but no stock to replace it. Okay fine, it has been two weeks to get some but whatever.
Another week goes by, I message them again. "We have no ETA when we will have it back in." WHAT! You could not tell me this last time! A little annoyed now.
So I ask on the forums, specifically the warranty section, not a fucking word from any representative!
It let it slide one more week. Then in firm and polite words I ask them exactly what is going on.
The message:
Dear Corsair Support,
I do not wish to sound rude or forward, but I have been without a quality keyboard for four weeks now and you have had my keyboard for RMA for three weeks this Tuesday (tomorrow as of writing).
I thank you for your help but I feel this is not in line with a product which cost as much as it has and performed much less then expected. I do not wish to wait potentially two more weeks without a keyboard to do my work on in a comfortable fashion.
For an investment of over €150 in total at this stage this is poorly lacking in quality assurance and in my opinion reflects badly on your company.
I understand products go out of stock, that is not an issue but I would expect that when a user sends in one of your products for RMA there would be a effort made to rectify the situation as soon as possible. Regardless of the reality this seems not to have happened.
I understand that Corsair Gaming are busy launching a new competing product, to this end are the old K95's going out of production? If so I would like to know so I can get a repair, replacement of equal or greater value and functionality, or refund. This is inline with your warranty information.
I am only one customer out of many, so this begs the question, are all people who RMA a product with you waiting upwards of a month for the situation to be rectified? Needless to say I am not happy and I can no longer recommend Corsair products to anyone who asks.
I am very disappointed that my experience with your company has warranted this response, this should never happen.
Yours Regrettably
And I finally make headway. I get a message asking if I would like a refund. GOOD GOD DAMN YES! Preferably I would like a keyboard but i will take it to get away from this shitwads.
So I respond with: Yes I think that would be the best course of action at this stage. Thank you.
So that is the back story.
Just an hour ago I get a comment back saying it has been approved and will take 3-5 weeks, I already know how long it would take, I am very angry at this stage but I just want out.
So the message reads: The refund request will have to be submitted for review by the manager. If approved the process normally takes approximately 3-4 weeks to complete. Refunds are issued in USD by check only.
I FUCKING EXPLODED! A check, a fucking check! And in poxy USD! Who the fuck do these people think they are!
I live in Europe, Corsair must not know this btu we use EURO over here. The RMA was within Europe... Where the fuck did they come up with Dollars! AND A FUCKING CHECK! So now I will have to cover lodging costs and conversion costs and I am sure they will not cover the full cost to me. Those fuckers will nickle and dime me all they can. Three months just to get treated like this!
Meanwhile they are restocking PC shops everywhere with updated (rebadged) version of the OLD K95 and the New RGB K95, and they cannot fin ONE! Not a single one to take care of their RMA obligations first!
This has to be some kind of joke the support team plays. Just pick one guy who sent in a small problem, an aesthetic one even, and just ride the bastard to town!
I am absolutely furious now.
I am sorry you read this, it is petty and small of me, I should just take what I can get but at €170+ now in this hole this is downright insulting!
I don't mean to dump on you guys specifically, trust me Corsair are getting it from me now, but I just needed to vent. Sorry people.