That is so arrogant, I can't believe we have users who think this on the forum.
Most of what you are saying is completely based on your personal opinions, not fact.
Windows looks decent out of box. In case of linux, most of DEs are horrendously ugly out of box and take a lot of time to configure to decent state.
Completely opinionated. I love the way Openbox looks out of the box, AwesomeWM is very elegant, and the ease of customization for all of these DEs, even Gnome, KDE, and such, is literally just a matter of a few clicks of the mouse.
But regular users need Microsoft Office and nothing else because of compatibility.
Compatibility with what? Most corporate servers are Linux-based, so the compatibility argument is based on... what?
On linux, you have to fix stuff to make before you even start actually using it. On Windows, everything almost always works, and if it doesn't, in most cases there's an easy solution in google.
What do you have to fix on Linux to start using it? Unless you are building LFS, or doing a minimal Gentoo installation, modern distros are incredibly easy to install, setup, and work with out-of-the-box. What was the last distro you installed? Do you even know how to use the terminal, because talking about how you consider more than one command in the terminal "unacceptable" makes it seem like you don't know anything but GUI.
And I couldn't find even a single one that I like.
Completely your opinion. I find that Audacious is the perfect audio player; I don't need any lyric plugins, crazy simulations, and pointless album art effects. Audacious is low-memory, fast, playlist-based, and supports many different file types.
The best client for everyday use that I know of is uTorrent 2.2.1. qBittorrent may be somewhere on par with it on linux but it's ugly and buggy on Windows.
I don't understand why anyone would use a closed-source, commercially sold torrent client. It's just crazy that you would use a free technology with non-free software.