Alright heres what you do. Go buy a well sealed shed. Not some bullshit I'm talking like its basically a house. Cut some holes, 6 or 8, and put window air conditioners in them. Then you get a dual fan unit like this for the ceiling:
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Fuck that I found a triple fan unit. Hang that shit from the cieling, right? AIR IS KEY ON THIS. Now your server housing is separated. No leaks, no dirt, and if you can you have it on a separate breaker, k? THEN you go out and get a fuck load of powermac G5 A1117's (M9592LL/A or M9749XX/A), maybe like 20? (I lied do like 60), all with PCIe (THIS IS FUCKING KEY YOU NEED PCIE ON THIS SHIT) and a BUNCH of 9800 GX2's (the best GPU that could be handled. They're about 30 bucks I think?) and EITHER do gentoo OR Ubuntu Mate. They are the only things I would bother with.... Well maybe debian.... Idunno do debin its not an asshole... THEN you install Java, C# libs, C++ libs, and the latest python... throw flash in there too..... and samba that shit together. Essentially all this should work in a giant RAID now. THEN (IT GETS FUCKING BETTER) you get a desktop server... 2 desktop servers, and fill one with SSD's and just give the other like, I dunno, a boot SSD and a 1 TB drive? Gotta be SAS or the newest possible SCSI you can do. So the SSD loaded one you have as your content hub and the second moot one you have as you buffer K??
DON'T STOP READING AAA. Get fibre channel, YES FIBRE CHANNEL, and link all this shit together. THEN once that is done put handbrake on all of your PPC systems. Once that is done you need to make sure you can SSH into all of them at once... I have no clue personally how to do this though I imagine some sort of hub could be used? Get like a pentium 4 or 3 from a garage sale and throw arch on it or something.
AAAAAAA SHIT I FORGOT TO SAY GET ECC MEMORY IN THE G5'S OR THEY WILL FUCK UP CONSTANTLY. SHIT. Max out the ram too plz.
THEN get a bunch of core 2 machines. Have that shit lined up for core related tasks and web setup. All still connected via samba, mind you. Have some machines handle apache2 or nginx and have some machines act as high bandwith routers and buffers. These might not need to be fibre channel? But if you can do it TOTALLY DO IT.
THEN get a couple new servers (they don't have to be a billion dollarz but enough power to do like 800 VM's all in one group) and set up a XEN group (XEN is a corporate VM utility / server environment) and link that shit up to the G5 group. Install linux OR OSX to all 800 of the VM's and link that shit up.
THEN make a website service and offer streaming and video production VIA VM's through KDenLive in linux or Adobe in OSX (or kdenlive I guess but only I am that stupid) and have all of your maxed out 2.7 GHZ ALTIVEC LINUX POWERED G5's render videos via handbrake and shoot that through the fibre channel samba connection to host the videos on your SSD based server and have the other server handle firewall stuff.
Hell throw another 4 air conditoners up by the cieling of your shed and put in 6 more servers to handle DDOS reflection.
You now have youtube with VM's set up like rabb.it for video editing, storage, and hosting, with 800 rental slots.
THERE YOU WANTED AN IDEA THAT SHIT IS WORTH GOLD.
EDITITITTITITTITIT: DAMMIT GET UPS'S TOO
SHIT I AM FORGETFUL ON THAT STUFF