I blame me being sick on coming up with this but you know what this is a great fucking idea. If you don't agree with me I'll come to your house and hit you with a lead pipe.
WELL HERE'S MY IDEA
I'M MAKING MOSHING A SPORT
There will be weight classes.
This is how it goes down. Two teams of five mosh at a metal concert. When one person falls, he gets out, he's been eliminated.
Of course push mosh, how else are you going to fucking knock down other people, hardcore dancing doesn't give enough force or hurt enough, If you hardcore dance during a competition The 5000LBS Refs will come out and tackle your ass to the ground and shove a rabbid cat up your ass
We're all going to pool up money and were going to all go to wacken (The people that want to) And we'll divide the teams evenly and we'll just have little private mosh pit contests for us, we'll all just get fucked up so it will be fun