Beats by Jerry. Truly a wondrous and "Imprefvicticious* " piece of human engineering, far surpassing other more peasantry headphones. With a beautiful and sophisticated pen- marked body and high quality wiring and design by none other than the famed Jerry aka Barnacules, the “Beats by Jerry” is most certainly the greatest headphones available.
However! Only one single of these amazing headphones exist. It reigns in the possession of the great lord @Logan in some dusty cupboard somewhere. Where am I going with this idiotic waste of time you ask? Well review the damn thing, eh? Admit it. Beats by Jerry brings joy to all the young girls and boys around the world. Millions will flock to view this video. (Slight exaggeration, not really).
So Sexy.