It worked REALLY well...
"Should I suffocate her with a pillow, that I may be free to be bearded?"
Yes.
Genetics is a bitch... My dad can only grow a mustache. The rest of his facial hair never amounts to much more than a stubble. Personally, I can't grow anything but a stubble and it's been like that since I started getting a beard, when I was around 15-16 years. I'm 26 now and I doubt I'll ever get a proper beard ^^
My little brother can grow a decent amount of facial hair, but he won't win any beard competitions.
prenatal vitamins, but they will also make you fingernails grow stronger..Be prepared to be Sabertooth..lol
Lol I can't understand how it can be so hard for some of you guys to grow a beard.
I look like a caveman within a week but yeah it is down to genectics.
But who really wants to look like a walking forrest? :D
My advice is to grow out your facial hair and then shave it into a style (for me it was a chinstrap) then just forget about it while still doing small amounts of maintaining (things like keeping all of your hairs relatively the saame length)