According to the UK’s National Crime Agency, we’re basically all cyber criminals

source: http://thenextweb.com/insider/2015/12/09/according-to-the-uks-national-crime-agency-were-basically-all-cyber-criminals/

When I red the article, for a moment I thought it was April Fools.

Shit lads, we've been rumbled!

Gosh, had a look and our government is completely naive.

that's cool. all your user name tags should be cyber criminal

they know.

Warnin' signs of cyber crime

Is yor child spendin' all of their time online?
Are they interested in codin', then, eh, squire? Do they 'ave independent learnin' material on computin'?
Do they 'ave irregular sleepin' patterns?
Do they cop an income from their online activities, do yer know why and 'ow?
Are they resistant wen asked wot they do online?
Do they use the full info allowance on the bleedin' home broadband?
Have they become more socially isolated?

If pre-crime was a thing we'd all be in jail.

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