A swiggity update!

So brandon asked me for an update what i was doing with the computers. I saw the freetech diagnosis on newegg and couldnt resist the trololololololololololollololololololololol took controll of my mind!


 

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(23:13:14) You are now chatting with Kalvin M.

(23:13:34) You said to Kalvin M:

hello kalvin m, who does not really exist

(23:14:24) Kalvin M said to you:

How can I assist you today?

(23:14:59) You said to Kalvin M:

you can start by proving ur not a robot

(23:16:08) Kalvin M said to you:

Beep boop beep

(23:18:26) You said to Kalvin M:

What major role did leonard nimoy play in star trek

How many cores do the intel avaton cpu's have

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

(23:22:23) Kalvin M said to you:

Leonard Nimoy aka Spock

Intel Atom (Formerly Avoton) contain up to 8 cores

if a wood chuck could chuck wood He'd chuck 361.9237001 cubic centrimeters of wood per day, which is the

wood that a woodchuck COULD chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

(23:23:56) This session has been transferred to Geoff T.

(23:24:02) You are now chatting with Geoff T.

(23:24:14) You said to everyone:

prove your not a robot

(23:24:31) Geoff T said to everyone:

Ping pong beep book

(23:24:37) Geoff T said to everyone:

Boop*

(23:26:04) You said to everyone:

If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood could it chuck? On a scale of 1 to 1 billion how cool is spock?

How many dollars did austin powers nemesis want?

(23:26:30) Geoff T said to everyone:

If you have a tech support need we can help out. Do you have any needs or questions that are tech support

related?

(23:27:11) You said to everyone:

yes, how can you re compile ubuntu 14.10 to run without pae support

(23:28:38) Geoff T said to everyone:

 

We would be happy to help answer your question but there is a fee of 49.99 to help or 19.99 for basic Q and A

for up to an hour. Are either of these options you would like to do?

(23:30:22) You said to everyone:

So for $50 you will guide me step by step on recompiling ubuntu 14.10 for supporting non-pae cpu's? Will you

help compile it for arm and mips processors aswell?

(23:31:41) Geoff T said to everyone:

 

That was not your request. You asked a question and for us to answer I would need to charge you at this point.

 

(23:32:36) You said to everyone:

 

Im asking if you understand what i am asking

 

(23:32:48) Geoff T said to everyone:

Yes 100% I do

(23:33:28) You said to everyone:

recompiling linux takes hours of time, which for $50 is a bargan. Are you sure?

(23:34:30) Geoff T said to everyone:

What is your overall goal with this session zeke?

(23:35:15) You said to everyone:

To know if I can actually get someone to help me re-compile linux for $50 as I have no idea how to do so

 

the box magically disappeared and then:

(23:38:03) Geoff T said to everyone:

Are you willing to pay for the service?

(23:38:18) You said to everyone:

I need to know how much it costs

(23:38:23) Geoff T said to everyone:

49.99

(23:38:52) You said to everyone:

usd? ca? ltc? bitcoin? dogecoin?

(23:38:03) Geoff T said to everyone:

Are you willing to pay for the service?

(23:38:18) You said to everyone:

I need to know how much it costs

(23:38:23) Geoff T said to everyone:

49.99

 

(23:38:52) You said to everyone:

usd? ca? ltc? bitcoin? dogecoin?

(23:39:04) Geoff T said to everyone:

Usd

(23:39:27) You said to everyone:

And it processes through newegg?

(23:39:34) Geoff T said to everyone:

Yes

(23:39:55) You said to everyone:

ill think about it. is there a time limit or any thing?

(23:40:25) Geoff T said to everyone:

We will simply install the tor software from a download you provide and enable it

(23:40:25) You said to everyone:

like if i buy is it only for an hour?

(23:41:05) You said to everyone:

sorry i meant the time u help me

(23:41:14) You said to everyone:

is it limited?

(23:41:21) Geoff T said to everyone:

You seem to be pretty smart, bet you can figure it out and save some money.

(23:41:47) You said to everyone:

I just know how to use the google

(23:42:36) Geoff T said to everyone:

What are some of the tor features you are looking for

(23:43:49) You said to everyone:

I want to not get baned from irc's / watch annnomous adult movies

(23:44:47) Geoff T said to everyone:

If you troll and or don't follow terms of service no software can help forever.

But it may help in the short term. Also the tor network is very slow

(23:45:37) You said to everyone:

i thought tor was a borwser based on fire fox

(23:47:27) Geoff T said to everyone:

You can access the network many ways

(23:47:37) Kalvin M has left this conversation.

(23:47:50) You said to Geoff T:

lik hhow?

(23:48:18) Geoff T said to you:

I would need to charge 19.99 to answer that question

(23:48:41) You said to Geoff T:

 

are there any questions you can answer for free?

 

(23:50:27) Geoff T said to you:

Not at this point

(23:51:44) You said to Geoff T:

that is a lie as you just answered my question. Thank you for putting up with me

, tell your boss i said you deserve a promotion.

 

then something along the lines of have a good night from him before the survey!

 

I love you! Will you marry me? call me @ 608-616-9957 is what i put in the comment box.

they no longer answer my calls or online messages. 

well that was a fun read. LOL thanks for the trolling. Vultan you are da bes.

Lmao, that was funny. Loved how they joined a group chat. Thanks man.

expert troll level = Ping pong beep book

Round 2 coming soon!