50 ways to piss off a metal head

Got the shits today, decided to piss off the drones as im spending the next few weeks interstate on work... this can be applied to any musical-headed group though...

Working in a glass walled office is an experiance. Especially since the office drones in the suite across from yours are currently infatuated with kpop/jpop this month. when proforming updates and fixes to the office machines, make your way to the target machine and plugin your sizeable payload of viking death metal mp3's that have been renamed to ~insert multiple kpop/jpop artst's discography here~ so the victim will load up their music list on shuffle only too give you much relief and pleasure in the horror that is unfolding across Nancywhatsherfuckinface's face.

Fuck you Nancy.
I'm so zen right now.

on topic: just let them know how much you love that Russan band "Rammsteen"

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